Monday, July 10, 2006

Malaysia's 18+ secret revolution

Ok, most of us have the impression that malaysia is a very conservative country, and im here to tell you its not true, especially when it comes to intimacy and the special 3 letter word stuff. Now u can see shops like ''I Need House'', selling you know what, for you know what. so here i present to you, 2 gadgets that serves the same purpouse. Its a covert malaysian operation, they tried to hide it, but i know, i know.


Our friendly friend the bear. whatever his name is, i saw him before in a cartoon where bears run around without pants. Sick man, they show that stuff to kids? Look at the bears evil wave lulling kids to lembah hina. Now they prostituting the bear, all u gotta do, slot in 2 50cent coins, and the bear will rock your world. I mean it. It does rock to n fro.
the OSIM iGALLOp. Seriously what were they thinking man. I bet if you buy it , under your warranty card theres a special slip where u can buy an ''extra accessory'' which involves sticking it perpendicular to the seat. Can you imagine reaching home n see someone you hold dear riding it? As if the advertistment wasnt bad enough

Justin~~!

4 comments:

G7 said...

whatttt, its true!! its ahidden conspriracy...lol imagine u go home n see ur grandfather ridingthat osim thing.funny man, can take video and post on websites ppl sure laugh


Justin~~!

kienz said...

wahahaha.. i think that'd be impossible, he's got old-man-ego syndrome la.. don't think it'd work :p still, ur retarded.. hehe

G7 said...

maybe he has dreams when he was young to ride a horse.hehe.or maybe ur grandma riding it.thatd be funny man. nooo im not..im CREATIVE !

Justin~~!

kienz said...

R E T A R D -_-"