My shell is strangling me

Hey dudes, this was from my blog, but i thought i'd like to share this :p

this has been a week of many real-life-comments, all carrying the same theme which says: Hey! ur growing fat! T_T

Hypothesis : I have noticably put on weight.

walks past darryl in uni stairs, up i go,down he went n he says : Hey shorty! long time no see eh... have i grown taller or have u.. hehe.. nvm.. u've grown fatter too man u fatty!
me : *grr*

older bro returns home at nite n taunts me (almost nitely) : whoa look at this fatness, the belly's almost challenging mine already (he aint exactly mr beauty-body) shit man,ur becomin fatter than me!
me : *grrr*

Mum (more than twice this week) : Kien, why so fat alraedy? *tells dad : oh no, both my sons are becoming so fat alraedy! out of shape!*
me : -_-"

Sister : hey fatty.. what happened to u ar? damn fat already la.. hahaha..
me : ur no miss slim n trim urself! *grrr*

grandma : (in canto at home) hey, fat already la u! eat eat eat never exercise..
me : yea la yea la, u la cook until like that

Grandma part two (in dad's bday party last nite) : No wonder so fat alraedy la, gf go australia/canada study.. seeking solace in food huh?
Me : my gf is only going to taman sea for form 6
grandma : oohh.. havent go ar?
me : not going also
grandma n rest of table laughs
rest of table jeers at me saying im fat (includes giggling uncles n aunties)
me : *grr*

grandpa : (canto) hey kien! fat already la u.. lazy bum,sleep at home nv go exercise (his tummy's like a turtle shell grown on the wrong side).
me : yeahh.. joining your gang already.. (grr)

Conclusion : The hypothesis is fully supported, i have noticably put on weight.

damn,i need to do soemthing Xp

Discussion : -refer to comments section if any-

Appendix

Figure 1 : Hope this won't come true? Not a good figure!

Kekura Kien