Accident

Accident ~~! LIMITED EDITION ( i hope )

Its 6 am. I have been studying for 2 hours. Its time for a break.

I decided to be creative in telling what had happened to me a week ago

Do take the time and click on the pictures to enlarge them and read ^^




















Don't be mad with me Shuichi Shigeno, I bought your comics, just had to get some rips online , couldn't scan my comics without damaging the spine

Okay now....for the real pictures ! Mind you the story above was absolutely true. Got the inspiration when i took a picture of the car being towed up the truck.

Behind me is the toll heading to subang..quite near to Monash.

If you notice , I am FACING TRAFFIC...well how'd i get there?

Tyre punctured, car started skidding,( no help from the rain too ), some guy nudged me a bit from the back and took off ( curse his family, may their penises rot, balls sag to the floor, fungus infect their vaginas, tits drop off and boobs sag till the ground that they have to tie it with rafia string ) . I then proceeded in this order:

1. Front bangs into divider
2. Car rotates 180 degrees
3. Back bangs the divider
4. Car comes to a halt

To be honest with you, I didn't feel afraid at all the whole time, it felt like a roller coaster. You know people go on and on about how they see their life flashing before their eyes? The only thing that occurred to me was '' crap....got to take train''
I guess I can say I'm either too carefree, happy-go-lucky, fearless, or just not very aware of the situation I'm in. Since i like to be optimistic, I'll go with everything except the last one.

If you look on the right of this picture...you see that guy in a black T-shirt and blue jeans? Yes, those are vultures. Those ugly birds that come and fly around in circles above your head, and swoop down when you cant do anything. Its surprising how they ALWAYS appear a minute after the accident...its like they sabotaged you ( put the meat on the hotplate ) and then tail you ( wait for the meat to cook ) then appear immediately as a ''caring,concerned fellow just there at the right place and right time to offer help to a poor accident victim'' ( trying to pull the meat off the hotplate ). Conversation was something like this:

Ah Beng : leng chai...nei yao si mou ? Lai, wo pong nei kiew tow truck ( fine, i don't know what tow truck is in cantonese )
translation-hensem...you got die annot?Come, i help you to call tow truck

Chan: Em sai....ngo kiew cho ngo ke pa...koi lei kan. Yao kiew chor PLUS yan...pong wo ( OK AGAIN I DON'T HOW TO SAY TOW TRUCK )
No need...i call already my dad...he's coming.I call PLUS people...help me tow truck..

repeat X 10000000000

Trust me, they are bloody persistent. Like....the shit that sticks on the toilet bowl despite all the multiple washings eg. school toilet.

I had to play nice and not say ''NEI CHERRR AR LEI, YIEW NGAK NGO KE CHINNN MERRRR.NEI LAM NGO SOOOOOOOOOOOO HAI AR? HEI YAO CHI NEI !!""
you f-off la you,wanna bluff my money arrr?You think i stupid P---- ar?Air got poke you(come mess with me)!

After a long wait...the PLUS/KESAS people came and helped me tow my car to their office nearby, there is and ESSO just next to it. There I waited for my parents for about half an hour before they came and settle the matter. Imagine even after the people with the money and power in this situation ( my parents ) told them we didn't need their ''philanthropic services'', they still stood there and waited !! Such temerity, I figure thats why we call them uneducated brutes lacking any semblance of culture. To note, someone on msn has been displaying this as her tag line '' bacteria - the only culture some people have ''. Couldn't think of any better way to put it.

Also sometimes in the face of adversity, you meet some people who aren't entirely evil:

1. Random Kind Malay Taxi Driver Guy - popped out of his taxi and asked me if I was okay, told me to off the engine, pop on emergency lights etc. After seeing I wasn't injured in anyway, the kind guy drove off into the sunset. And he had a fare at that time too. Good guy. May you get a lot of foreigners to overcharge and con in your life.

2. Nice Girl You Don't Really Know But Stops to Offer Help Girl - Girl named Esther from my university who is the treasure...not sure if shes STILL THE TREASURER....anyway my conversation with her is limited to :

Esther: Justin pay ( insert value )
Justin: Whats this for ?
Esther: Class fees. You know, photostat, and the odd and ends
Justin: Okay, here's ( insert value ). ( now scram please, he thinks in his mind )

So anyway she gave me an umbrella because it was raining and offered to fetch me back, but i declined because I liked standing in the rain. Also because my car wasn't towed yet at that time, couldn't leave it there. Thank you for your kind offer, really appreciated it.

Thank you to this two people. I hope somebody deals with those 2 vultures. jack the Ripper style would be nice, except Jack only did girls, not guys.

Here are some tips for those who haven't gotten into an accident before ( hope you don't ) other than common sense:

1. When you file a police report, NEVER , i repeat, NEVER say that the accident was caused by a tyre puncture, or any form of mechanical failure. By doing so, the insurance company WILL NOT pay you any compensation, but will refer you to the related manufacturer responsible for the defect eg. in my case : Honda, Silverstone (unsatisfied tyre). So always say that you were hit by an invisible car which seemed to vanish suddenly aka hit and run.

2. Always be sure to call only a reliable tow truck, such as an approved one by your insurance company. At present, many insurance companies will buy a tow truck, to help you tow your car to their mechanics, where you can at least rest with peace of mind that you will actually get your car back. I'm certain many of you have heard of people allowing their cars to be towed by those vultures, only to never get them back, despite paying '' protection fees'' for their car to sit in some mechanic shop. Of course, it helps if you know some shady characters at this point of time....

3. Run through every detail in your police report before submitting it in. You have to pay a saman of RM300 if you want to make a change all of a sudden, not to mention even if you want to change the details. Pertaining to the latter, be ready to employ all your persuasive skills you have obtained along your 20 years of life to empathize with the poor police man who receives such minimum wages in spite of his courageous duty to defend the nation from crime and corruption while placing his life on the line daily so we normal denizens can get around our business in peace. ( Hint: police love origami, especially those in colored paper. they can't get enough of it )
Reminds me of The Rock's eye. You know, that one where he raises one eyebrow and lower the other...
The term ''half assed'' seems to suit this picture quite well..
After my tire decided that he/she didn't wasn't satisfied staying in a round donut shape, and after all the slamming into the concrete divider....the rim wasn't as sexy as it used to look anymore. But hey TYRE, thats what you get for being dissatisfied with your ordained lot in life. Hmmmmph
Reminds me of Initial D..the comic if anyone read it...Takumi ( AE 86 ) races with Kyouichi Sudou ( Mitsubishi Lancer III ) and his car engines gives up.....then his dad had to come and tow his car away...( dont watch the movie...it was dumb and totally deviant from the original story )

Well then I was off to the police station, which involved a lot of waiting and waiting...zz....sleepy...bored before everything was done. I'm sure all of you are familiar with our government's definition of ''time efficiency'', so further elaboration, I believe, is as necessary as clothes on a dog.

Wanted to continue on the post about my new earphones, but the net ain't loading properly, and my downloads are moving pretty fast, so wouldn't wanna jeopardize them. Plus I don't think most of you bother bout earphones too = /

Well that will be all for now, take care everyone.

Chan~~!
translation courtesy of chinese bananaman society